Posted 2 days ago

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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Posted 2 days ago

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

Posted 2 days ago

nottonight-imonfire:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

"Is she gay?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake)

Posted 2 days ago

gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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Posted 2 days ago

whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

Posted 2 days ago

fishgrl0:

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

I’m pretty sure this is how Clint feels about Natasha

Posted 2 days ago

starkywarky:

WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME

(Source: getsby)

Posted 2 days ago

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho)

Posted 2 days ago

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho)

Posted 2 days ago

claydols:

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

yes there is it’s called Irish. christ

Posted 2 days ago

divmond-tits:

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

this

Posted 2 days ago

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

Posted 2 days ago

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.