Posted 1 day ago

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: howunpleasant-moved)

Posted 2 days ago

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF LOOK AT ERIC’S FACE

hemillsie:

crystalmoonsoldier:

hemillsie:

crystalmoonsoldier:

hemillsie:

master-dwarf:

"what is going on"

"why are you being so dramatic"

"I  thought you wanted to be part of this world?"

"i did not sign up for this"

"someone help me"

"I almost kissed a fish"

YEAH HE JUST LETS HER DROP

looks like Prince Eric just

dropped the bass

was that a fish pun

I couldn’t pass up the opportunaty

oh my cod

(Source: mhyin-mahar)

Posted 2 days ago

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

dlubes:

theamazonprince:

internetexplorers:

*accidentally sucks your dick*

you just described gay porn

aw cmon gay porn has more plot than that. its more like

*delivers your pizza*

*accidentally sucks your dick*

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Posted 2 days ago

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

merlin-potter:

amarriageoftrueminds:

lokiisdottir:

Kili is my favourite dwarf because he looks to surprised every time he does anything

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Kili’s eternal face of ’Bloody Hell, It Actually Worked.’ 

Except that one time where he dies.

can u not

Posted 2 days ago

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

Posted 2 days ago
urtube:

Um rude

urtube:

Um rude

(Source: mermaidlucy)

Posted 2 days ago

kripke-is-my-king:

snaileggs:

voxlunch:

camwoodstock:

shaggy2pope:

grimandhopeless:

These are all extremely fair points

the first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level

the last one is the most true shit ever

boys get the good shit

girls get “sexy ___”

whats next “sexy object”

because that’s what people are seeing girls as

Windmill slam reblog

But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman

you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic

(Source: lospaziobianco)

Posted 2 days ago
sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

Horse: Oh god man

Granny: Take me now

Lady: I mustn’t look

Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

Mother: Don’t look children

Guy: *ded*

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

(Source: martyr-eater)

Posted 2 days ago

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

Posted 2 days ago

not-safe-for-earth:

mikaverleth:

#”damn fucking right i did”

(Source: odnson)

Posted 2 days ago

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n)

Posted 2 days ago
sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

synclair-exilis:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

I remember on one episode this kept happening and Ed Byrne grabbed the microphone stand and ran off with it.

(x)

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

synclair-exilis:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

I remember on one episode this kept happening and Ed Byrne grabbed the microphone stand and ran off with it.

(x)

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azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

(Source: crackerswag)